Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
07/27/2015 at 22:58 • Filed to: None

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Quick, I need some mechanic/wrenching themed boat names. Preferably puns involving mechanic lingo, i.e. “Bunch of Tools” or “Socket To Me”.


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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:00

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Buttplug of the seas.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680
07/27/2015 at 23:01

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Kinja'd!!! CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:03

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Aston Marlin? Automotive themed, but not quite. Give me ten minutes, I’ll come up with something.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB
07/27/2015 at 23:04

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Something befitting a boat belonging to a garage, rhetorically.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:04

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How ‘bout Harbor Freight.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680
07/27/2015 at 23:06

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Actual career technicians avoid that place like the plague.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:06

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Tow Boat?


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:07

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Torque-a-tuga


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:10

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Sea Belt


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:13

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sea sine

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/27/2015 at 23:15

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Mechanics, not Mathematicians.

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...”Tranny Tunnel”


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:19

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Bucket of bolts / Bucket of Nuts

Nut Bucket

Bumper Boat

Yugo on the Seas

Keel, Tow

Opposite Dock

Wide Open Throttle

Torque Converter

That’s all I got.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > XJDano
07/27/2015 at 23:27

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Filler Cap

Jake Brake

Fool Injection

Carbur-wetter


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:31

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Hole in the Water.

Leaking wallet


Kinja'd!!! v8corvairpickup > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:32

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Sport Tuna?

Inboard Runningboard?


Kinja'd!!! iSureWilll > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/27/2015 at 23:36

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Moored Ratchet

Water Bench

LugBoat


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/28/2015 at 00:00

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1)“Loose screw” (nautical and car theme)

or

2) Buoy fluid


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/28/2015 at 13:05

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Ran when docked

Just a Tun(a) up

Undercoat protection

Hydraulic leak, problem


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/28/2015 at 18:02

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(ENGINE SIZE)XiAMGsMsportTurbo


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/28/2015 at 19:04

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Channel Loch


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/28/2015 at 22:32

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Hydro lock